Best terrible dad joke riddles with answers zusgazmy, 27/06/202327/06/2023 21 What do you call a fake spaghetti? Answer An impasta. show less 22 Why did the bicycle fall over? Answer Because it was two-tired. show less 23 What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Answer Nothing, it just let out a little wine. show less 24 What’s at the end of everything? Answer The letter “g” show less 25 How do you catch a squirrel? Answer Climb a tree and act like a nut. show less 26 What did one wall say to the other wall? Answer “I’ll meet you at the corner!” show less 27 What’s the pirate’s favorite letter? Answer “RRRRRR” show less 28 What do you call a pile of cats? Answer A meowtain. show less 29 Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Answer Because he was always spotted. show less 30 What do you call a fish with no eyes Answer Fsh. show less 32 Why did the math book look sad? Answer Because it has too many problems show less 33 What do you call a sleeping bull? Answer A bull-dozer. show less 34 What did the left eye say to the right eye? Answer “Between you and me, something smells!” show less 35 What’s brown and sticky? Answer A stick. show less 36 Why did the coffee file a police report? Answer It got mugged. show less 37 What did one plate say to the other plate? Answer “Dinner is on me!” show less 38 What did one hat say to the other hat? Answer ” You stay here. I’ll go on ahead” show less More riddles like this Related Pages: 1 2 Fun Riddle dad joke riddleriddle